Of a Cruise Ship Passenger
So, when at home my daily dietary habits include:
Breakfast
Porridge or cereal
Lunch
Sandwich, maybe an omelet
Dinner
In the hands of Mrs. Me, I’m afraid.
Obviously along the way there may be a few drinks involved, a couple of glasses of wine, a couple of glasses of whiskey and of course coffee / tea and yes, even water. And this, along with occasional biscuit, cake, crisps etc. does me quite adequately for any day of the week.
So why is it that as soon as I and, I suspect many other people, board a cruise ship, we throw caution to the wind; discard common sense ignore what one’s body is saying and devour anything on offer.
When on a cruise ship however my dietary habits change and might typically include:
Breakfast
Porridge (maybe), fried eggs, bacon, sausage(s), beans, tomatoes, mushrooms, fried bread, and [sometimes] black pudding, followed by toast and jam and a plate of fruit.
Lunch
Fish & chips, or curry and chips, or pie and chips plus a chocolate desert and maybe some fruit and a pint of lager
Tea
Sandwiches (small and various) plus a small cake and a glass of Rosé
Fivesie’s
Large gin & tonic plus a bowl of nibbles and maybe another gin & tonic
Dinner
Starter) Prawn Cocktail, Foie Gras or melon:
Main Course) Chicken or salmon or steak, with chips, maybe some peas;
Desert) whatever is on offer but normally includes cream / custard or, if I’m feeling a little too plump by this time of day, a sorbet. All accompanied by wine and liqueurs.
After Dinner Retire to see a show or listen to a band to enjoy a couple of glasses of wine / champagne / prosecco / and/or whiskey.
Obviously along the way there may be a few drinks involved, a couple of glasses of wine, a couple of glasses of whiskey and of course coffee / tea and yes, even water, but, no occasional biscuit, cake, crisps etc. I’m not a pig you know.
I have to admit, I did have a theory (see My Last Posting of the Cruise) that ‘one of the peculiarities of cruising, especially sea cruising is that the salt-water air has a tendency to reduce the elasticity of one’s clothing thus making them appear and feel so much tighter. I can think of no other explanation, save that of course of over eating, which I find hard to believe.’ – And to add insult to injury, even my feet need bigger shoes when I go cruising: How on earth does that happen?
And so, it’s back to MyFitnessPal. – just look for Podgethepuffer.
Must lose weight, must lose weight.
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