Archive for November, 2013

Having just awoken, I popped out onto the balcony with my morning coffee: cripes it was cold and accentuated by the ship racing along through a strong north westerly wind towards the Bay of Biscay, ooh err. Naturally, I came back in more than a bit quick. The morning update from the captain suggested that the weather would remain pretty much the same for the rest of day. Actually, that’s not so bad; the Oceana laughs at such weather so we knew we would be in for a comfortable day at sea. Yes that’s right, we have a sea day, when all we will be able to see is sea [again and again].

Yesterday we made our last stop 😦 before heading home to Southampton (boo). That last stop was Lisbon and I awoke just as we were heading up the Tagus (Lisbon’s equivalent to London’s Thames though the Tagus is much bigger) and just coming to pass the Torre de Belem or Belem Tower and the Monument to the Discoveries before passing under what must be noisiest bridge on the planet. As you pass under the bridge and look up, it would appear, to me at least, that the road consists of a metal grid so as the traffic drives over the grid there is a constant rumble from the tyres, magnified by the very bridge itself: a passenger plane flew directly overhead as it was coming into land at Lisbon Airport, yet the noise from the bridge drowned out the plane. But the best bit however was watching the funnel of the ship seemingly just fitting under the bridge as we made out way to our berth, or ships parking lot.

On our first visit to Lisbon, the weather was extremely hot and most of the shops were shut so we weren’t that impressed. The second time, we took an excursion to a town called Sintra: a fairy tale town well worth a visit. This time, we decided to take an excursion to a little medieval town some 80 kilometres away called Obidos [one of the seven wonders of Portugal]. Interestingly, the tour literature in our cabin suggests: Sintra; Estoril,;Cascais and Queluz as places to visit but fails to mention Obidos. This is a shame as this quaint medieval town is a most fascinating place to visit. Built on the side of a hill (I know that because Mrs Me made me walk down many steep sloping cobbled streets, which did of course mean I had to come back up the buggers), the town reminds me of a quaint fishing village of Polperro but without the sea, boats or fish.

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As freezing as it was, the visit was well worth it. On a personal note, I still prefer Sintra, but Obidos is a good alternative.

On the way back, our tour guide suggested that we visit the supermarket inside the railway station located directly opposite where the ship was parked! Why? because, by all accounts, you could get some really cheap wine of the region and would be ideal for Christmas. Well, Mrs Me wasn’t going to pass up on such a suggestion and off we went. I have to say that to find a supermarket inside a railway station, next to the railway line was rather weird but hey ho and in we went. Very briefly I thought Mrs Me was going to a ‘big shop’ as she started to check the price of such items as chocolate spread, jams, tea, coffee, etc. but fortunately she realised the folly and concentrated on wine, and chocolate Santa’s, and chocolate biscuits, and I know not what else but she was pleased and I knew that we had indeed done well. and so back to the Oceana we went to prepare for our now traditional British Sail Away. This is something we do on every last port of call and it’s absolutely fabulous.

As we all crowded on the sun deck and promenade deck, every passenger is provided with a least one, often many, union jack flags to wave our final port farewell and sing traditional british songs such as We are Sailing, Rule Britannia, My Old Mans a Dustman, I’ll walk 500 Miles!, and of course, God Save the Queen, all at full volume just make sure that everybody knows the Brits have been, but are now leaving.

Having sailed away, we retired to the Yacht & Compass for a fivesey or two (glass of Merlot @ five) before our Peninsular Club Party (for all their loyal cruisers) hosted by the Captain: another chance for Mrs Me to go all dreamy again. Of all the parties we’ve been to, this to be best one yet. For an Italian, the Captain has to be one of best we have had the pleasure to sail under (oh no, Mrs Me has gone even dreamier). This was also a time when he [The Captain] had the opportunity to reward random passengers via a prize draw. Needless to say, we weren’t a winner but the main winer was somebody who so deserved it having sailed with P&O since the 60’s with her husband but unfortunately now cruising alone. She gave a great insight to early day cruising where cabins had only a wash basin with other facilities being located in a central area. I think passengers were also expected to be in bed by a certain time.

After dinner was the crew talent show and auction, in support of the Philippines relief fund. The final total for funds raised on the Oceana will be given towards the end of the cruise but we know the final amount will be significant.

And then it was time for bed ready for a lazy day at sea tomorrow when we can start to think about packing (boo) but not actually doing so. I’m beginning to suspect that the presence of the Captain may need me to prise a dreamy Mrs Me away from the Oceana rather her getting off voluntarily. Clearly, a follow up cruise will be necessary.

Meanwhile, I will once more venture onto the balcony to see the sea, nothing but the sea. The sea is all I will see.

Lets Go See the Sea!

Posted: November 22, 2013 in Cruising, P&O, Travel
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First of all, I would like to say a big thank you to all those that sent me birthday greetings. A special day was made all the more special by you all. So once more, a really big thank you.

Also, let me say that from here on in, any updates from me will be sporadic or less frequent. This is in part because I’ll be in those post birthday blues :-(, partly because there is only one more port of call :-(, and partly because we are in the final few days of our cruise 😦 :-(. But, I remain cheerful. How can one not remain cheerful on a P&O Cruise and especially on a cruise on the Oceana.

Anyway, today was our last day in the Canaries (boo) :-(, but also, my birthday :-), and for our last day we visited Lanzarote. We’d been to Lanzarote before wen we took the opportunity to visit the Fire Mountain and the lava fields, both stunning locations and well worth a visit. But, as we’d been there before, and because it was my birthday, we elected to do our own thing and wonder ashore at our leisure, after a late lazy breakfast. But, not before I had opened my cards and present, a lovely MacBook Air: Ooh, it’s so lovely; just like a baby iMac. Mrs Me has been good to me. I also got a very nice card from the Captain withe some rather lovely chocolates that lasted about 30 seconds.

As was our breakfast lazy, so was out stroll into town: we took the shuttle bus. As it turned out, the journey was less than half a mile (had we known that, we would have walked it) and not surprisingly ended right next to another blooming market which pleased Mrs Me, as usual. Why is that as soon as she, and so many other Mrs Others, sees a market there is an insatiable urge to seek out something they ‘need’ and buy it? Fortunately, the market only consisted of a couple of dozen stalls so we soon got through to the other side, having made the obligatory purchase of one scarce (she has many such items). It was then but a short walk across a couple of bridges across the water inlets from the sea (even on land I can’t get away from sea) and onwards to the ‘town centre’.

It wasn’t long before I decided that I didn’t like the town of Arrecife. I’m sorry guys but I really didn’t like it at all; it gave a very poor representation of Lanzarote. Realising my dislike, Mrs Me suggested we went over to the fort, “you might be able to see the sea” she said. “oh goody” said I, “that’s just want I want, to see the sea: After all, being on a ship for over a week sailing the seas I haven’t actually seen much sea”. Although I’m sure she realised the stupidity of what she said, I still got a thick ear and was made to go looking at naff shops for 20 more minutes before I was allowed to head back, via a bar, actually, a very nice bar with a very nice little waitress. Just don’t tell Mrs Me I said that other wise, I’ll get another thick ear.

Back on the ship, Mrs suggested that as it was my birthday, she would treat me to a special lunch in Marco Pierre White’s Cafe Jardin. What I didn’t know what that it was all a ploy to prevent me having food I liked such as chips. It didn’t get much better when I poked the corner of the menu straight into my eye; but they still wouldn’t let me have chips. I had to make do with a Panini with, wait for it, salad. Obviously, a nice glass of Rioja was permitted, which was nice.

Come evening it was time for dinner. On entering the dining room, many waiters waiter greeted me with a ‘Happy Birthday’. Our table was easy to spot. It was the one with balloons hanging over it. Actually, there were quite a few tables with balloons having above. Clearly, November 21st is a good birth day. Anyway, my lovely table companions, now good friends had sought out some appropriate cards for me although the one of a camp looking wine waiter on the front worried me a bit. Did they think I was camp, or liked wine? I really don’t know. I do like wine though.

After dinner, all, and I mean ‘all’ the waiters came over to sing happy birthday to which most of the restaurant joined in followed closely by a lovely birthday cake (sponge cake, with icing of course). This I selflessly shared with my dining colleagues as I was more than a little bit full. Then, it was off to the bar for a bed-time drink in the Yacht & Compass bar where my new girl friends (bar tender and waitress of course) were waiting wish me a happy birthday and shower me with birthday hugs and kiss’s. Actually all I got was a peck on the cheek. and then, to add insult to injury, she rationed my drinks, in cahoots with Mrs Me of course; I’m so picked on, it just isn’t fair.

The end of day came all to soon at a quarter past midnight, we retired to our quarters for an ‘early’ night as our next stop would be Lisbon, although this was two nights and a days sailing away. So until then, all we would see would be sea. Thank goodness i didn’t go to the fort.

The Big Six O

Posted: November 21, 2013 in Cruising, P&O, Travel
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Slight re-write of previous years 🙂

On this day, 60 years previous, the most beautiful bouncing baby boy was born to what must have been the proudest parents in the land. And those parents did look down upon their new son and did gaze in wonderment at how beautiful their new child was. Looking down upon him they had an overpowering feeling that this boy was going to grow into a most wonderful man who would bring great joy, not only to his family but also to everybody that would have the pleasure of meeting and knowing him, and rightly, both parents were proud. So proud, they couldn’t hold back the tears of joy.

Meanwhile, in the bed opposite were two equally new parents looking down on their new baby boy (who was crying with all the effort he could muster) and with tears running down their cheeks they thought, ‘God, that boy is beautiful, but look at ours! Not bad for a first attempt I suppose but we’d better try again, I’m sure we can do better and anyway, this one will never make old bones.

Ha ha, today I fooled them all and proved them wrong. Yes, today is indeed my birthday and yes, I was indeed that ‘other’ child and yes, I have made Old Bones, for today, I AM 60 YEARS OLD. See, I knew I could exceed all expectations.

Free Prescriptions at last. 🙂

Today will be a short posting as tomorrow is my birthday and I’m too excited to write anything of any detail. But I’ll give it a go.

I’m pleased to report that after leaving La Palma, we managed to sail around Tenerife and onwards to Gran Canaria where we docked opposite two Spanish Destroyers (I assume they’re Spanish). Overhead were sinister dark clouds threatening rain. But the Captain promised us a nice day so we were quite happy.

For some reason I had allowed myself to agree to a shopping trip to Puerto De Mogan. This meant an early rise and early breakfast before catching the coach that would transport us, for an hour to what I thought was going to be 4-hours of shopping! I was not happy. At least the coach trip provided a sort of sight seeing trip of Gran Canaria. Not only did we see the hills, the airport and the wind farms but also the bowels of Gran Canaria as we spent so much time going underground through tunnel after tunnel.

When we did arrive at our destination, the clouds had disappeared, the sun was shining, the sea was shimmering, the bars were welcoming and the sort of shops I was dreading were non existent. This wasn’t a shopping trip; it was some time alone wondering around Gran Canaria’s own version of a Little Venice. As we wondered around the town, we crossed bridges, walked along jetties, gazed at boats, admired the beach and even admired a couple of the sunbathers on the beach. After an hour, maybe less 🙂 we selected a nice bar / restaurant and settled down for beer and food.

Thirst and hunger sated, we then wondered around the sea front where we found a nice little shop where Mrs Me was able to plant her plates of meat (feet) into a tank of fish (for a fish pedicure). The squeals and screams attracted many people, all of whom joined me to watch as the fish gorged themselves on all her dead skin. It was interesting to note that some of this kept swimming over to the air stone (used to aerate the water), seemingly to get a breath of fresh air before returning to what must have been an arduous task. 15 minutes later, Mrs Me withdrew from the tank declaring that her feet were now all nice and soft, if not a little fishy.

The only down side to our excursion was that as it was threatening rain, I had dressed in trousers, shoes and shirt. The wiser people (everybody else) wore sandals, shorts and t-shirts. I felt more than a little conspicuous :-(.

All too soon, we had to return to the lovely Oceana. Trouble was, when we got back, so had the clouds and the rain. But am I downhearted? Of course not, for tomorrow we celebrate the birth of His Podgeness.

I’m off for a drink now. And I won’t be having an early night!

Today, I Espied a Whale

Posted: November 19, 2013 in Cruising, P&O, Travel
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Actually, I didn’t see any whales at all. The title was aspirational: all I want see is one little, or big, whale, but so far all I’ve seen is sea. And of course the occasional landfall. Yes, that’s right, after sailing all night, we have found another island. I was going to name this island The Land of Folded Hills but it would seem that the island has already been discovered and is known as La Palma.

Newsflash: Mrs Me actually came out of her slumber in time to see us arrive. I think this is a first

As we had no pre-booked excursions we had the luxury of time and so we were able to enjoy a relaxed breakfast while looking out over to the island through the early morning rain and resultant rainbows.breakfast this morning was indeed a lovely experience. Mrs Me didn’t even moan about two fried eggshell had hidden under the scrambled eggs, bean, mushrooms, sausage, etc., etc. Yum Yum.

We then planned to our 3.2 laps of the Oceana but the maintenance men had other ideas and closed parts off. So, that plan thwarted, we went ashore and elected to walk into town instead of taking the shuttle bus.

I have to say,Santa Cruz de la Palma, the capital of La Palma, where we were berthed (see, I know all the nautical terms) is quite the nicest of towns and probably one that I / we would happily come back to for a few days. The town just felt welcoming, relaxed & happy; especially the bars. Of course there were other shops but I was canny. Leaving for town so late meant that before long it was siesta time and most of the shops shut for lunch until 17:00. What a result. During this time, I did find a rather nice jewellers who had a stunning array of pendants and gold chains which of course I did point out to Mrs Me: this was when she realised it was siesta time, and smacked my, already cauliflower, ear. 😦

After such trauma, I clearly needed to find a bar where we could sit, relax, enjoy a beer and watch the word go by; a world by the way that consisted mostly of passengers and crew from the Oceana. But would you believe it, we had found a bar that, itself, was closing down for a siesta. So we finished our beers and headed back to the boat.

We reached the boat just as lunch was finishing. Crickey I thought, what am I to do. It’s another hour until tea time (sandwiches & cakes), how am I going to manage? Well, fear not. All we had to do was head to the sun deck where we found the Horizon Grill. Here they would cook just about anything that goes with chips to order. So, fish, chips and mushy peas were ordered, cooked, delivered and consumed, and all washed down with a nice glass of Rioja. Lovely.

Looking forward to this evening, we have two birthdays that I know of; one on our table and even more importantly, my new hero who is 100 years young today. What a legend. I just so want there to be 100 balloons over his table.

Anyway, we’ve checked the charts and it’s quite a short trip, by-passing Tenerife (why I thought we were going to Tenerife I have no idea) to our next port of call, which is Gran Canaria. Perhaps we’ll see some whales on the way!